Please dont be like empress maria, please

LMAOOO that’s such a “waste novel” lmaoo yeah im gonna save the girl whom i love deeply oh wait let me imprison her and force her to brutal menial labor and surround her with enemies who’ll harm her at a moments’ notice

Let me also punish at any chance she gets or she gets rowdy so I can instill self confidence back into the woman I love

God what a complete idiot