How to deal with an argument when your partner accuses you of cheating: 1. Don’t explain...

chococol July 30, 2025 11:55 pm

How to deal with an argument when your partner accuses you of cheating:
1. Don’t explain the situation
2. Laugh
3. Kiss them out of nowhere
4. Take your pants off (yes, you read right)
5. Jerk off on their faces (that will make them so shocked you can win any argument)
6. Smile like a maniac
7. MAYBE explain (optional)
8. Cum.

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    lla696308 July 31, 2025 12:00 am

    I was kind of hoping he wouldn’t explain for a while.