Me too actually +cakeverse bc that shit is dumb ash
Wtf is a cakeverse???? Like do they all have fat asses? Does everyone carry around slices of cake? looking this one up bc this sounds interesting
I refuse to even indulge that. Cakeverse. Fucking hell. Oooooh did someone think they're above omegaverse? Too good for pheromones?? Superior to mpreg?????? Unless they had the balls to make an actual cake based society where people cannibalize each other in thematically horrific yet interesting way, then what the fuck are we even doing.
I can acknowledge guideverse for it's action/fantasy potential though, I'm not a snob, even if it's just a tackier omegaverse
Ok so, tell me if im wrong:
forks cant taste, but can only taste ''cakes'' bodily fluids, which is sweet to them. (does this include blood? like are they ACTUALLY cannibalizing ppl or is it just the sex) also i cant imagine having ''fork'' as ur secondary gender
Pretty sure it's only sexual "eating" I haven't seen one w blood yet
Finally! Someone also understands! As silly as Omegaverse can get, I can ignore biology enough to be like "fair enough, that could theoretically happen." But Dom-Sub verse is just bad. I can't get into it because all I can think of is BDSM and how can that affect biology?????????? I've tried to give it a chance and I cringe every time.
Idk man, but if I was the god of yaoi and had to make up a new and interesting cakeverse, it'd be like this:
1. Full body horror. I'm talking person on the outside, but actual pieces of pastry and filling on the inside, maybe in organ shapes of you wanna get nasty
2. No regeneration or some shit, once you're eaten, you're done.
3. Maybe when a "cake" falls in love/ finds their fated one, suddenly they'd go from being totally normal, to really really wanting to get eaten (similarly illogical as heat or something)
4. Some people find the whole thing sickening, some people really want to find a "cake", but regardless: they taste really good.
5. Let's get those vampire tropes in, once you get a taste, it's not enough
Now!!!!! Imagine all the interesting stories! The horror of it all! Maybe you never knew you were a cake, but suddenly, here you, an object of hunger!! Fighting your nature, as you want to live, that's the true magic of omegaverse!!!!
Write a story immediately!!!!!!
Wait this is so good?
Pick up the goddam pen, you have it all already.
When I read an omegaverse work, I'm like "Yes, yes, this all makes perfect sense. Of course his pheromones would do that, of course this society functions lime this, this world is perfectly logical and there is nothing inherently sexual going on", but then I read a Dom/sub verse work and it's like. so fucking stupid. How would that even work. Why is your society based around a kink. Who's in charge who let this happen.