Can someone explain British slang to me? Tf is Uno saying ╥﹏╥

I'm not British but I think "stiff" means hard, as in erection. So i think Uno is basically saying "you think I'm super hot"

I am a Brit and you are correct.

Idk if Brits are too vulgar or if Americans are too puritan XD but thx i get it now, i was so confused, I haven’t heard that phrase before

You know I think this confused me more cause I was thinking “stiff” like “you got stiffed out of your money”. I wasn’t connecting it to an erection being psychically stiff. The more you know