Did you know in the Egyptian myth Horus put his cum in Seth salad?

Ccc August 19, 2025 7:53 am

Did you know in the Egyptian myth Horus put his cum in Seth salad?

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    Faecesdevourer August 19, 2025 8:36 am

    lol yea o have heard about that, it was lettuce or something right

    Ccc August 19, 2025 8:40 am
    lol yea o have heard about that, it was lettuce or something right Faecesdevourer

    Yes lol

    Neni August 19, 2025 9:50 am

    Ancient Egyptian really had a wacky idea of prank LOL

    Namjoons left buttcheek August 19, 2025 10:33 am

    It was isis i think. The most popular variation was isis asked horus to cum and then she took it n sprinkled it on seths beloved lettuce garden lol. Plan was to humiliate seth as bottom because seth wanted to do it to horus by blowing his load in him which he did I think if I remember correctly but isis removed that and threw it in the reeds ♂funny how homosexuality wasnt their concern but top/bottom dynamics

    Ultimate Fujioshi August 19, 2025 10:44 am

    Holy shit this is awsome pls bring this religion back i want a sequel

    marshmelon August 19, 2025 10:57 am

    seth rlly had to say right in front of my salad huh

    FartBomb August 19, 2025 11:52 am

    Please tell me this is actually a "right in front of my salad" joke

    Ccc August 19, 2025 12:47 pm
    Please tell me this is actually a "right in front of my salad" joke FartBomb

    In the myth Seth try to grape horus like how you see him try to do it with Horus in season 1. It didn't work out and Horus was able to catch Seth cum in his hand and showed it to isis. Isis help him and basically put Horus cum in Seth food or salad. And the god gather to settle their dispute because Seth claim he dominated Horus but when the god check Horus cum was inside Seth. LMAOOO. I feel so bad for Seth. The embarrassment i would feel.

    Ccc August 19, 2025 12:48 pm

    I say salad cus Seth favorite thing is lettuce

    FartBomb August 19, 2025 5:58 pm
    In the myth Seth try to grape horus like how you see him try to do it with Horus in season 1. It didn't work out and Horus was able to catch Seth cum in his hand and showed it to isis. Isis help him and basical... Ccc

    Ancient people were so insanely freaky wtf

    FartBomb August 19, 2025 5:59 pm
    I say salad cus Seth favorite thing is lettuce Ccc

    Real. Lettuce slaps