Come on guys, tell more about your driving instructors stories

my driving instructor was terrible. he sometimes wouldn't show up on scheduled times, you couldn't reach him if you called either. He made me cry when I was in the car, AND while i was watching another student drive in the car he made HER cry so badly it triggered an anxiety attack and she had to get out of the car to cry. Worst experience ever plus he used to be a cop. Also the last time i ever drove with him he dropped me off at my house a motor cyclist had just been hit in front my house and the ambulance was still there when we arrived. road had blood on it for weeks.
anyways i still don't have a driver's license hope that was interesting