u thought u could finally shuffle off this mortal coil and fuck off into oblivion peacefully but yr dipshit apprentice had other ideas & now yr stuck being ALIVE. kind of. when u should be blissfully DEAD, & u kinda want to commit apprenticide but u can't kill his meddlesome resurrecting ass b/c he'll just necromance himself & then you'll be stuck with him for eternity. The existential horror of it all
u thought u could finally shuffle off this mortal coil and fuck off into oblivion peacefully but yr dipshit apprentice had other ideas & now yr stuck being ALIVE. kind of. when u should be blissfully DEAD, & u kinda want to commit apprenticide but u can't kill his meddlesome resurrecting ass b/c he'll just necromance himself & then you'll be stuck with him for eternity. The existential horror of it all