Imma use it

Matty September 25, 2025 2:23 pm

Imma use the stuff I read here at work

Most esteemed Manager,

I shall not take to heart your frivolous personal umbrage, for I must keep this position, having my own obligations to meet. Yet I must urge you to dismiss those odious rats that spread falsehoods to your ear, and to temper your tippling, that you may perform your duties properly and cease from casting your labors upon me.

With sincerity,

Subordinate



Hope I don’t get fired

Responses
    Winterangel_19 September 25, 2025 2:34 pm

    Lmao, spill the tea bro

    TheClassyHoe September 25, 2025 3:05 pm

    Lmao You know what? I think I'll do the same. I will sound so elegant and regal the job will have no choice but to keep me!

    Matty September 25, 2025 3:59 pm
    Lmao, spill the tea bro Winterangel_19

    Spoiler alert: i’m losing hair. Says a lot about corporate work.