I shall not take to heart your frivolous personal umbrage, for I must keep this position, having my own obligations to meet. Yet I must urge you to dismiss those odious rats that spread falsehoods to your ear, and to temper your tippling, that you may perform your duties properly and cease from casting your labors upon me.
Imma use the stuff I read here at work
Most esteemed Manager,
I shall not take to heart your frivolous personal umbrage, for I must keep this position, having my own obligations to meet. Yet I must urge you to dismiss those odious rats that spread falsehoods to your ear, and to temper your tippling, that you may perform your duties properly and cease from casting your labors upon me.
With sincerity,
Subordinate
Hope I don’t get fired