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Omg lmao my twin nieces are the same! They said my arm was broken and needed to be amputated, immediately started jabbing my arm with plastic spoons(from a toy tea set), My brother(their dad) tried to intervene but they argued that i was gonna die if they didnt cut my arm off
cuuuuuuute! lmao was your arm okay after that?
Oh yea i was fine! They did bruise me a little though, but they know their aunty's a kickboxer so they rough house with me a lot
my niece had "diagnosed" me with no-hope (late-stage in her language) brain cancer once... said that i had to give up my snacks (to her) to get better and gave me an injection (filled with water) and pills (it was rolled up candy)... that meant she didn't want me to die, right? i think she watches soap operas with my sister bc where do you even get these ideas???