Lister is the consequence of all "He's bullying you because he likes you" said collectively. Lister is the pile of laundry you forget about until it grows mold Lister is the trash even beggars refuse to eat Lister is the unchanged shit in a baby's diaper Lister is the drawing a kid made for an neglectful parent Lister is the blood clots birthed during menstruation Lister is the sex offender that decides to live in your town Lister is the 5th time your flight got delayed Lister is also the reason you miss your layover Lister is everyone on the Epstein list Lister is the doctor who diagnoses you with female hysteria Lister is the sticker that you cannot scratch off Lister is the road construction that takes 10 years Lister is the charger that only works at a certain angle Lister is your leg temperature in the middle of the night Lister is the advertisement and only message you get on your birthday Lister is the relative that takes bad pictures Lister is your mom who shows your naked baby pictures Lister is the ad you get on the paid streaming site Lister is the dryest conversation you've ever heard Lister is the radio that only plays sigma male podcasts Lister is the stove you forget to off before leaving Lister is an ingrown nail Lister is the light you're too lazy to switch off Lister is the alarm clock you sleep through Lister is the HOA Lister smells like methane Lister sucks
Lister is the consequence of all "He's bullying you because he likes you" said collectively.
Lister is the pile of laundry you forget about until it grows mold
Lister is the trash even beggars refuse to eat
Lister is the unchanged shit in a baby's diaper
Lister is the drawing a kid made for an neglectful parent
Lister is the blood clots birthed during menstruation
Lister is the sex offender that decides to live in your town
Lister is the 5th time your flight got delayed
Lister is also the reason you miss your layover
Lister is everyone on the Epstein list
Lister is the doctor who diagnoses you with female hysteria
Lister is the sticker that you cannot scratch off
Lister is the road construction that takes 10 years
Lister is the charger that only works at a certain angle
Lister is your leg temperature in the middle of the night
Lister is the advertisement and only message you get on your birthday
Lister is the relative that takes bad pictures
Lister is your mom who shows your naked baby pictures
Lister is the ad you get on the paid streaming site
Lister is the dryest conversation you've ever heard
Lister is the radio that only plays sigma male podcasts
Lister is the stove you forget to off before leaving
Lister is an ingrown nail
Lister is the light you're too lazy to switch off
Lister is the alarm clock you sleep through
Lister is the HOA
Lister smells like methane
Lister sucks