So, he caught his bird~

Kaya November 5, 2025 6:14 pm

1. Enzo tricked him into sleeping with the woman (that last minute threat was practically in Luci's voice from Disenchantment: "Do it! Do it!")
2. Then he tricked Uno into admitting to it by scaring the shit out of him, which ended with his magnificent jump!
3. While the idiot forgot to even check his bike for trackers ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ that's on you, and only you, Uno, you know?
4. And most importantly, Enzo hid it really well so Uno wouldn't suspect it at all... HIS GIGANTIC OBSESSION! (Those lunch dates, they were just him feeding the stray he was trying to catch and tame! This mf is the most patient lunatic ever!)

Wow, this is so well-written!!! Now, we just have to wait for... about 5-6 months, hopefully (⊙…⊙ ) No, I'm not crying, not even tearing up!

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