Objection! Argumentative! Chase clearly has a brain and at least 2 neurons to determine whether or not something is in his best interest yet time and again he refuses to actively fire said neurons and instead takes everything at face value. Your honor, I implore you, throw the book at him! If only for his own damn good!!
May it please the court (please), my client, sure he is a little (much) slow but your honor is being head over heels for that beautiful man called josh a crime? IS BEING IN LOVE HIS ONLY CHARGE YOUR HONOR?
Your honor, and jury, while the prosecution may make a compelling case for love, may I remind the court his blatant ignorance toward Josh's true second gender! A fact that is made glaringly clear by exhibit A: the c-section scar, exhibit B: the "wetness" that no beta but only an omega can produce, and exhibit C: the mark that the defendant himself left on Josh's ear. A mark that would have been revealed to him had he simply acted on his suspicion! Furthermore because of his ignorance an adorable baby boy has been growing up without his alpha father! I say again your Honor, throw the book at him and knock some sense into this fool!
Here to defend my boy Chase. He is certainly dumb but your honor, they keep drugging him. They make him dumb!!!! Cut him some slack your honor!!!