Just take a XL rolling suitcase filled with like 2-3 25lb barbells at the bottom, shhh–listen–hush bro I got you, hear me out, tho, trust me you strong enough—then go catch that paperweight bitch in a chokehold near an alleyway by his job then swoop scoop plop fold clack zip and roll out to the nearest river bro
Just take a XL rolling suitcase filled with like 2-3 25lb barbells at the bottom, shhh–listen–hush bro I got you, hear me out, tho, trust me you strong enough—then go catch that paperweight bitch in a chokehold near an alleyway by his job then swoop scoop plop fold clack zip and roll out to the nearest river bro