if you measured the curvature of Elliot’s ass, you would find that it’s the perfect go...

phainonsleftnipple November 25, 2025 12:13 am

if you measured the curvature of Elliot’s ass, you would find that it’s the perfect golden ratio to my hand, creating a suctioning fit between my hand and his ass so tight, even the most slim thick wisp of air couldn’t dream of squeezing through

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    shijuwaina November 25, 2025 12:32 am

    i....

    ... November 25, 2025 12:33 am

    Gurl

    Goose November 25, 2025 12:46 am

    Okay Shakespeare

    Mammon November 25, 2025 12:51 am

    fire writing by phainonsleftnipple

    Jnlx.o.x November 25, 2025 12:56 am

    Someone get this guy a Nobel Prize in lecture

    phainonsleftnipple November 25, 2025 1:41 am
    fire writing by phainonsleftnipple Mammon

    I am overjoyed that my comment is getting so much attention and love

    :3 <3 November 25, 2025 2:03 am

    Yo what the fuck

    MissTeaLeaves November 25, 2025 2:25 am

    Damn you nailed it !

    Reiri November 25, 2025 2:46 am

    Is this what you went to school for and did math/geometry for

    if yes which school did u go too I want to learn this stuff too—

    (Peak name btw)

    Seriff November 25, 2025 3:02 am

    Wha-

    Alove November 25, 2025 3:09 am

    Stop commiting arson for this lit writing

    Aoi November 25, 2025 7:08 am

    girl, you just made the yaoi ancestors proud