Yes like the second hand embarrassment is unbelievable. I could not exist on the this earth. Right like how did he keep a straight face that whole fucking time too. Oh my God. And he still kept putting his hands on him. I’d be livid. Like I’m gonna carve your name into my arm type shit. Definitely gonna spell it right.
Like I’m gonna be the cautionary tale. If this was a frat, I’d be getting that shit shut the fuck down they’re gonna be whispering about it next semester. Parents aren’t gonna want to send their kids to the school. I’m gonna be haunting the motherfucking hallways…they might lose out on job prospects. You know what and they’re still not going to say that they should’ve been a little bit nicer to me to their children in the future.

I’m literally already dead cause like those were the only two people who would talk to meeee and one took my virginity and then told me to go beg the other to fuck me cause what? Nahhh. I’m ruining everyone’s uni experience