PUTTING ON THE DOGTAGS TO COMPLETE THE FANTASY IS VILE, WHY IS HO SO FUCKING HOT--SIR, YES SIR(on the more pure side: that sales lady is slick af lmaoooo (she wouldn't have needed to do that with me, i was sold at the mushroom one T^T)+ haebom with his hair wrapped up, peak mommy behavior)
PUTTING ON THE DOGTAGS TO COMPLETE THE FANTASY IS VILE, WHY IS HO SO FUCKING HOT--SIR, YES SIR
(on the more pure side: that sales lady is slick af lmaoooo (she wouldn't have needed to do that with me, i was sold at the mushroom one T^T)
+ haebom with his hair wrapped up, peak mommy behavior)