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lol, you did what with their blow up condom
They had a condom display with blow up condoms. you push a button and the condom inflates. Just they made the buttons and display look like a piano's keyboard. So I decided to play a 'song' on the keyboard with the blow up condoms.
Dude, seriously.... you can go to an adult shop and buy toys without having a girlfriend. You can say you broke up or you are a writer and trying to figure things out. Or You can say a relative is questioning their sexuality so you want to give them options to see what they like, because they are too shy to come themselves. Or you could say what my friends said whenever we ended up in Adult stores, "We have come to just look around." They don't mind that. I mean, they didn't even mind when I played with their blow up condom display like it was a freaking piano.