who actually just says like, "ye this makes complete sense, there's no other way for me to make you leave my minor sibling alone if I don't sleep with you. Especially since I have no idea what context you guys were talking in anyway, let alone if you're even romantically involved. ESPECIALLY because I totally have no desire to hear you explain. E S P E C I A L L Y because who needs logic let's sex until this useless misunderstanding is resolved (because every friend on earth would message a younger sibling and say 0 things about it sure)"
who actually just says like, "ye this makes complete sense, there's no other way for me to make you leave my minor sibling alone if I don't sleep with you. Especially since I have no idea what context you guys were talking in anyway, let alone if you're even romantically involved. ESPECIALLY because I totally have no desire to hear you explain. E S P E C I A L L Y because who needs logic let's sex until this useless misunderstanding is resolved (because every friend on earth would message a younger sibling and say 0 things about it sure)"