He's not getting laid so that's why he's super pissed
Rofl, you made my day
I understand he's upset, because he had to clean another person's jizz, but the full scale witch hunt and throwing accusations in a public place was in poor taste. He wasn't all that nice before so I'm not surprised.
I mean yeah of course it's not very nice to find that on a couch but tbh they didn't do it on purpose, they rushed out because they didn't expect anyone to come in there while they were at it haha, it was just unlucky haha ^^
I mean yeah having sex there might not really be the best thing to do but hey cmon.. it didn't hurt anyone so why is he so fucking pissed about it? Like just let those people be.. humiliating them or anything would just be a shit thing to do they didn't commit a crime like murder or so, calm your tits man!