the amazing world of shitty semes.

shennaine July 31, 2018 7:11 am

a parody song for seme-kun, plz enjoy.

here he comes the vermin man, always ready with a trick or a scam
*aggressively plays a soft guitar solo*
he's a manipulative bitch with a shitty ass nose, and out an outfit straight from an 80s cop show, he's a liar and a raper and sponger and thief, he'll steal away your virginity and fill you full of grief. here he comes the vermin man, always ready with a trick or a scam.
*aggressively plays springy metal thing*
he's a no good boyfriend, and a deadbeat friend, if he disappeared for good then we'd all be glad, his face is gross, his manner is rash, if you split him down the all you'll find is traaaash. here he comes the vermin man, always ready with a trick or a scam.
*aggressively plays violin*
got a hole for a soul, and a heart like a knife, he let down his friend at times, never ever trust him or he'll ruin your life THE VERRRMIIIIN MAAAANN!!!
*bows*

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