Meh

You sound like a great lay... it's called the mood, that was consensual.

That's EXACTLY my point! There was NO MOOD!!!!! I never said it WASN'T consensual I was just saying it was LAME imo.

No mood? Are you blind? I guess you found that rude or problematic or some other wet blanket term, but they seemed to be enjoying it. The uke was crazy sensitive and the seme was dying to put it in... there was literally dialogue SPECIFICALLY about this...

Also, i didn't point out that it was consensual because you said it wasn't, i pointed it out to make the point that they were both into it.

He did build the mood, BY pouring ice cream down his sexy body and propositioning is man. Thats what you're missing. You're for some reason getting irritated. He was being sexy.

No I'm not blind. I didn't think there was any mood. I'm allowed to feel that way, if you liked it GREAT! I didn't.

Which is why you're a wet blanket and "great lay". You find irritation in the littlest things. Guess we've come full circle. Okay, have a nice day.

You know, i have one more thing to say. You tried to make the "its my opinion" argument, but this isn't a matter of opinion as what was said is that the two of them had a mood going. You argued this. There is explicit dialogue about how they're enjoying it, its not my opinion that they were both in the mood, its verifiable. You can argue that it wouldn't work on YOU, but not that it didn't work with them. Okay, just wanted to clear that up. That's why i asked if you were blind, what i said is verifiable.

So because I wouldn't like it if someone threw ice cream on their dick and told me to suck it I'm a wet blanket? You're making a lot of assumptions about a person you don't know. Not everyone is going to like something like that. It doesn't mean there's something wrong with me or that I'm a bad lay because I don't like being sticky or TOLD to suck a dick and not ASKED to suck a dick. I'm also lactose intolerant. I think you think I'm far more irritated than I actually am. As far as irritation at the "littlest things" that's a matter of opinion. Just because something isn't a big deal to you doesn't mean everyone is going to agree. It doesn't mean your opinion is right and there's is wrong.

Maybe go back and reread my original comment because I said it from MY perspective. I said "I" wouldn't like it and "I" didn't think there was any mood. You seem very judgmental imo.

Go back and read your own OP, you said "no seduction or anything? Just throw ice cream on your dick and expect me to suck it, you'd just have a cold dick". You just said there was no seduction in the story, hence me pointing out that the ice cream WAS the seduction. He was being sexy. You also JUST said "there was no mood", as in you're denying there was a mood between them. To which i pointed out the dialogue of the seme EXPLICITLY stating that the uke is more sensitive (probably to the temperature of his mouth he says) while the seme talks about wanting to put it in.

Jesus christ, you missed the whole point. This isn't about your sexual preference or the ice cream. This is about the attitude you displayed you'd have in the same situation as them. When i say irritation, i men that if someone did this to you you'd ruin the mood by getting pissy. Theres a difference between telling someone you're lactose intolerant and getting offended and huffing off because he did something you dont like. Also, didty talk is common place during sex... he didnt say suck it to demean him... again, HE WAS BEING SEXY!! Do your s/o a favor and dont bring your politics into the bedroom...

Mean* dirty*