"use my penis as a plug"

Lacrymosa21 February 14, 2019 8:07 pm

oh really? are you a spider homie? can you detach that shit and shove it up his ass? bcoz for a moment my brain just stopped, trying to process that bullshit you just said...
"use my penis as a plug" he said... "USE MY PENIS AS A PLUG"HE SAID!!!
i have a question: does this works for periods too? bcoz if so i won't need tampons anymore! I'll just chop penises left and right, like the serial killer i was meant to be, quenching my thirst for dick while be neat and clean!



... plz send help... yaoi has ruined my life...

Responses
    Morcheeba February 14, 2019 9:18 pm

    ...
    The idea is half genius, me thinks. On the downside - you'd have to haul the complaining inconveniences dangling from those "plugs" everywhere and shit, you know?
    Or you "Hodor" through life, giving some "plug-owner" directions...
    ...
    ...
    I guess, I should just take a seat right next to you and wait for said help.

    Lacrymosa21 February 14, 2019 9:37 pm
    ...The idea is half genius, me thinks. On the downside - you'd have to haul the complaining inconveniences dangling from those "plugs" everywhere and shit, you know?Or you "Hodor" through life, giving some "plu... Morcheeba

    oh plz take a seat my friend. happy to know that i won't be alone in this hell...
    ( ̄∇ ̄")

    Inkedo February 14, 2019 9:46 pm

    OMG, the best comment ever fufufuf i need it to my periods too, frankly speaking the yaoi totally ruined my pure soul(● ̄(エ) ̄●)