Uhhhhhh... crying toddler says he won’t see his own mother because it might hurt his fat...

Uhhhhhh... crying toddler says he won’t see his own mother because it might hurt his father and his father’s new lover, and the father’s first instinct is to say “yay! Let’s go to the zoo!” Granted, nobody reads BL for realism, but I meaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn