ooooh

I'm slowly waiting for the old "that girlfriend of yours used you to get close to me, while i was in love with you for so long and saw how much of an ass she was so i did what i can to get rid of her. unfortunately, you thought i was stealing your girl and the only way to clear things up is to tell you my feelings but i can't cuz you're 'straight' so i disappeared without a trace. now that we reunited, my feelings are still the same and you trying to rekindle our friendship / getting close to me is going to reopen wounds and i might pounce on you so pls back off, seemingly straight boy. oh, what's this? there's a rumour that you're actually gay??? then there's no need for me to hold back-- also who's that fuckboy? get the hell away from my childhood sweetheart. btw, i'm gonna corner you to the wall without any explanation-- which may or may not trigger a dubious consensual sexual relationship, or a steamy warning as i stare you down like a predator."

SOMEONE PASS ME THE RAWS i wanna know how accurate i am haha
seems fun tho, i'll keep watch of this story just in case...