We are going to trust him cos he is a faithful ass husband if not he will be going to an appointment at the butcher's, i hear beast meat is delish.
He will be a fur carpet if he cheats.
Make that fur boots actually cuz if he's cheating then shit needs to stay on the ground
Im gonna make him my underwear dammit (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸
You said you were going to trust him xD “imma trust him but kill him if he cheats” oh man you guys are hilarious.
We are going to trust him cos he is a faithful ass husband if not he will be going to an appointment at the butcher's, i hear beast meat is delish.