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Lol, for a person who's already shown his supposedly "hopeless" unrequited love, I imagine that it does. Suppose it's kind of similar if you're a girl who's insecure and/or thinks herself unattractive ('cause you've got zero boobs, you're overweight, have an inferiority complex, etc) and the guy you *like* unexpectedly admits to that.
If you don't say "no homo" at the end
And you wore socks uou
... does "I masturbated to you" count as a love confession.