I mean y'all...

I keep seeing people talking about how impossible this would be but the human body can do... amazing things. There once was a story on a medical blog about a dude who stuck a large butternut squash? (BIG END FIRST) up his butt and went to the hospital with "mild discomfort" because he couldn't get it out. Also a dude who got a two foot long dildo stuck way up his butt (so basically 3 feet in) Plus the infamous mason jar man who to this day puts bigger and bigger jars up his butt. I mean hell I'm pretty sure some of them are bigger than this penis and yet... basically, people are terrifying when they want to be and they'll find a way