My man Alphonse be like "One does not put timing on the kitty, I get it when I want it'
Bruh that word choice got me rolling
(▰˘◡˘▰) Alphonse said his penis has rights and feelings it cannot be timed
Pulled out the cigars too. Leaned back into the chair. He making Big Man moves!
I can just picture him leaning back puffing out smoke looking her going "Am I in or Am I in? You pick the place I decide how many times a day" ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
My man Alphonse be like "One does not put timing on the kitty, I get it when I want it'