I need to knwo why so many ppl hate this (before i read this)

i think its prolly bc the semes dick is the size of the ukes thigh and idk how tf it fits lmao but theyre cute ig

1. Because they have no sense of humor.
2. They've tried shoving an arm up their ass before and relive the trauma every time they read it.
3. This is not high-brow. This is ... what we call in the fanfic community...crack.

If you read this, try to have fun with it. I've read a webtoon where King Triton has a threesome Gaston and Eric while using the cringiest porn lingo. I've read a romance between ketchup and peas.This automatically files itself into the crack centres of my brain that were established after an iMac fucked a PC so I don't have to think too hard about it. I think this is the correct way to read.

+1^ —They have no sense of humor, and living a sad life so they can’t understand the story.

PREACH!!! they're honestly such a cute couple