an essay on why I despise red haired guy

listen carefully everyone. I am about to write a short essay on why I think red hair is a slut. Let me preface this by saying I did not hate him from the start. I thought "oh he's probably clueless the Haeboms engaged and simply has an interest in him" like the naive little fool I was. Now that he is shown his true colors I will say I am disappointed, yet,not surprised in the slightest. First of all he is a piece of shit. Literal fecal matter. He is the shit at the bottom of a porta potty that's been there for 2 months. He reeks of feces and most likely his breath smells like farts. Secondly, he is ugly. His hair is the color of a tampon that has dried. He styles his hair like prince charming from shrek. Fuck him he literally looks so fucking ugly. Third he is a gold digging bitch ass slut. I don't know who raised this shit but he is seriously socially inept. Imagine thinking what he's doing is okay. Next, he is gross and disgusting. I wish Jiwon would waterboard him in the piss he's collected from DG. I want him to be demoted to coffee boy so Taesung can spill his hot coffee on him and his skin can blister red like the color of his ugly ass hair. Also he kind of looks like Hans from frozen. Fucking bitch. I want to inflict medieval torture on him and watch him whimper and cry in agony. As he begs, pleads, for the sweet realese of death I will pretend to contemplate it. As his tear glazed eyes look at mine thinking he’s finally going to be free of this agonizing torture, I shit in his mouth, cut off his dick and shove it up his left nostril. His cries go unheard for no one can hear his pathetic distress. Afterwards I drop him off at Sangwoos.Fuck the red haired bitch ass dick cunt lying cheating gold digging scummy bastard.