Here is my presentation on why triangles are bad: triangles are part of pentagrams and are...

Here is my presentation on why triangles are bad: triangles are part of pentagrams and are also associated with evil underground organisations/ the iluminatti. The triangle is said to have been a secret signal of power over the oppressed. You know what else has triangles, pyramids, pyramid scheemes, pyramid scheemes are bad. Triangles have 3 corners, 3 is an uneven number which hints at chaos and inequality. Doritos are also triangles, you might think thats a good thing but NO, eating too much doritos can lead to obesity and diabetes. You know what ELSEhas triangles? Math, pythagoras, everybody hates math. Triangles have edges, knives also have edges, knifes kill people, coincidence?? Triangles have 3 sides, you notice that, the number 3 is exactly the number of characters in the date "9/11", coooincideenceee??? Therefore, in conclusion, triangles are evil