The Bum Bear Theme Song:
I wanna be the beary best,
like no Bear ever was.
To read Yaoi is my test,
to find the best ones are my cause.
I will travel the internet,
searching far and wide.
For homosapiens to understand,
that Yaoi is my life!
Yaoi!
Gotta read'em all!
A Fujoshi,
and Yaoi's my Destiny!
Yaoi!
Oh, they're my best friend,
and my dreams I will defend.
Yaoi!
My hearts so true!
Yaoi will pull me through!
I'll read them,
and make you too.
YAOI!
Gotta Read'em all!
Gotta Read'em all!
Yaoi!
If you don't know about me through this then you'll just never will.
Ain't no way in hell you're gonna accuse me of a crime, get me 5 years in jail, and then come back into my life once you find out that I a. Gave birth to your son and b. It was all a misunderstanding to come get back into my good graces. Fuck that and you.