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Absolute cinema. Actual underrated masterpiece.

jinx tastes so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty

as early on in the plot as this is I'm living for the constant turns

at first I'm like ok this mf is a little weird

then I'm like aww so cute they like each other

and then there's THAT post-kiss scene that happened so fast, like... must've been the wind...

and then I'm like ok they're cute again

and then I'm terrified because this dude is packin a jumbo deli tube of pistachio bologna in his sweats

and currently sitting here looking like (°ロ°)

10/10 so far no notes keep going

idk if the author intended for this to be hilarious but I was ctfu. Now if you're seeing the 8.3 rating and scratching your head like I was, wondering why it would be rated that low, and wondering if you should read it, well... let's put it this way:

Are you expecting a good and consistent plot?
Are you expecting likable characters?
Are you expecting to see meaningful and natural relationship progression between the love interests before they start humping on each other?

If you said yes to any of these, then skip. The premise started out interesting; characters in a webnovel of some sort gaining sentience and trying to take control of their fates. However, the plot quickly devolved and just became a scattered and mega-cheesy mess.

Personally, I was coming off of an intense-read streak and wanted to take a breather by reading something more light-hearted. This definitely at least served THAT purpose.

You *might* enjoy this, but just don't come into it expecting disneyland because the author is serving eastern european pop up carnival with a shoddy caterpillar themed rollercoaster that looks like it'll fly off the rails at any moment.

I love me a stockholm plot but this sucked even for my problematic tastes. Seme is a psycho and uke is just a prolapsed hole that’s been beaten and passed around town. That’s it, that’s the story. My god what a shit quality read. I don’t find a single thing about this redeemable. Art is unbearable to me, plot is just shock with no substance, characters are weird and ugly, the nsfw scenes are the furthest thing from kino.

So if you’re on the fence about reading this and think perhaps it’s rated so low because of the SA and might otherwise be OK, take it from me, this just actually sucks. It’s like an edgelord fujo from shedtwt got their hands on manhwa publishing rights and decided to take a gander at publishing their own story. I need this author banned from ever writing stories ever again.

Dullan is so attractive to me rn I’m not even remotely interested in blondie.

Except Callisto perhaps. He’s toxic but in his own way I find him to be the most redeemable and likable of the male cast. I hope her “dad” and “brothers” get hemorrhoids. Don’t get me started on the little silver ho.