Nah, everything's gay
Your mom's gay, your dad's gay
Your childhood pet is gay
Ninjas are gay
Anything horror is gay
Vampires are definitely gay
Having a best friend is gay
Masturbation is gay
The sky is gay, the flowers are gay, pebbles are gay
Fruit is gay
Your favorite teacher is gay
Nintendogs is gay
The Digimon franchise is gay
The tarot is ga......
