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I set someone's hair on fire and luckily my friend had lube. I squished it unto their hair and what was left was the burnt smell of hair. They yelled at me because out of everything, I squirted lube on their hair instead. Remember everyone, the best way to put out a hair on fire and to piss them off right after, is with lube! I bet you wouldn't ......