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This is my personal opinion on how the fight went. And based on actually experience killing bugs.
1. ( cockroach+dragonfly aka team human vs silkmoth+Spider found in Korea aka. team spider )
How the fight went in a nutshell:
The human team saw a spider. It is a daddy long leg. Not a big threat. But a medium big one and is pregnant so it looks extra disgusting with its white sack ball on its abdomen. So, they grab a 200+ pound book to smash the spider team. ( 200+ pound book for plot armor, main character buff, main character importance, main character strength, main character ect....)
They miss cus the daddy long leg uses its long lets to go into a corner and it there very still, very very still.
There is a problem since the 200+ book is on the floor and the spiderteam is in a corner. So they strong humans team takes the book and yeets it at the spider team and successfully smashes the spider team with a simple BOOM. Exoskeleton aint work for this. problem solved The only drawback is the green and yellow smudge from smashing the spider team on teh book. So, with main character buff and all smoothly brushes it off. Onto next round.
( based on my personal experience killing a disgusting pregnant daddy long leg. )

2. scorpion + dude with red hair aka. Scorpion team vs. weird bugs aka. Bug team
So the scorpion team is having a hard time. They have a bug spray and napkin for weapons. The bug team has allergic reactions and annoying buzz noise as weapons. The bug team is giving scorpion team a hard time. So without using the spray ( aka, Dude with red hair) and only using napkin ( aka. Scorpion) they win!! But Spray feels useless and is sad.


3.
My personal inference about how the fight is going to go
The main fight bout to be like in a nutshell:
This time, the team human vs team other enemy bug aka. waspteam.
So the human startes off by noticing the wasp. They decide to kill it with their weapon of choice a electric fly swatter. Now there is a hole in that fly swatter since the human team burns their hand with it and rages, and now there is a hole ( the hole is the guy who thinks he is useless )
Now the wasps are like NAH you aint gonna kill me with that hole in your electric fly swatter. Now they battle, and battle and the waspteam stings human team. OH NO!!! HOW HORRID ,WHAT SHALL WE DO NOW???? But, with the power of friendship, the human team goes on and still tries to fight the wasp. With the power of friendship, they managed to patch up the hole in the electric fly swatter with copper, or some sort of electricity conductor. With the power of friendship, the waspteam doesn;t know that yet, gets killed and happy happy human team wins .
With the power of friendship they win! YAY! Now that the hole is fixed up, the electric fly swatter is the best is will ever bee so far.
( power of friendship is very strong. aka asking your parents to kill bug for you )


Dont worry I LOVE this comic still. :) <3

Thank you for reading my rant.