I was 1000 years old, having reversed my age by drinking the cum of impregnated omegas, and it was from a tree that grew a dick and started hopping on its roots. I cried sexual assault! But it said that trees doth not follow the law of human rights and plunged its bark inside me. I demand we change the laws to include bulbous and sentient wood-r......
2025-08-27 02:47 marked
escape from reality that ill never find anyone as hot as them
2021-01-16 13:55 marked
How old were you when you lost your virginity?