Moonbeam's feed

Woooah, this guy is sure full of himself, isn't he? "I just can't STAND all these USELESS WOMEN throwing themselves at me, they just want GOLD or GLORY! I am so above it all unlike these LOWLY ANNOYING FEMALES who don't even care about their DUTIES while my superior self is SERVING THE NATION by sitting on my ass in my dukedom criticizing strangers!!" Like, dude... they are noble ladies. Getting married is legit their primary duty. He's shitting all over them for literally doing their job. And what, pray tell, is so vile about wanting gold and glory? Are we supposed to despise them for having high standards and pursuing their dreams? Are they supposed to settle for living in ditches and wearing rags?

Those ladies dodged a bullet by not having to marry this gigantic sour bore of a man. I hope the poor gardener girl gets a green dress so she can camouflage herself and hide from him in the rose arbor, LOL