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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple. "What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests. "Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes lit up. "Hey, this apple tastes like rum! What did you soak it in?" The bartender tells him, ......