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Why is uno driving a bike in the middle of a desert. Do bikes even work on sand dunes? Did enzo look up where his bike was and individually pick the petals to put in his gas tank? Does America unironically have mid-desert saloons named ‘the Wild West saloon’? Can you steal vital info through a single kiss? fuck I’m laughing so hard. Both here and in red candy Hanse’s depiction of America is so stereotypical it becomes camp and it’s so fun. I’ll gladly suspend my disbelief to go along with this. Also Lorenzo Stefano really is a two first names name but once again, I’m glad I’m not Italian so I don’t feel too irked by it and I’ll continue suspending my disbelief to read given how fun uno/enzo dynamic is.