nah hes so real tho like imagine dating someone who people only NOW realise his “worth” which is just based on his looks and MAYBE some convos. like hello i loved that man since his sleeve warmer or whatever days and funky, flashy (not-suited-for-any-occasion-ever) suits that are incredibly oversized with a ridiculous amount of hair looking like grease for that stone-like gelled back hair moulded into one shape and one shape alone AND robot attitude and perverted fantasies along with a side of sass like HELLO THAT IS MY MAN?????????????????? if u didnt get to know him then, u dont get to know him now PERIOD
AHHHH AHHHH THE YEARNING AHHHHH AHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMYGOD OH MY GOD THE YEARNING GUYS OH MY GOD DO U SEE THAT ARE U SEEING WHAT IM SEEIN GDO U SEE THE YEARNIGN OH MY GOD AHHAH AHHAH IM CUMMING ITS EVERYWHERE IT WONT STOP ITS BLOCKING MY VISION ITS EVERYWHERE I CANT STOP IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DID U SEE THE YERBNING DID US SEE IT DID US EAEUHEFARH RAHUIHAHAHAHAFIJSJAH











should i reread this after rereading taming the tiger yesterday and getting absolutely fucked in the eyes? double homicide? lets go!