AHHHHHHH I WANT A MINI SETH- PLEASE, IT’S SO CUTEEEE MY HEART, OMG I NEED MORE, FEED US MORE
Holy shit, my heart- I CANT the first story, yea, I would’ve pulled a dam gun out. The second one: OH GOSH, PLEASE, MY HEART! ITS SO- WAAAAAHHHH
ALEX OVER BLONDIE ALEX OVER BLONDIE ALEX OVER BLONDIE ALEX ALEX ALEX *manically laughs in simp* But fr, blondie sus. VERY sus.
Me: *casually finishes reading and looks at comments.*
Y’all: “It’s dangerous.”
Me: “