PEEPEE- DRINKER's Things

Let's all use this time to reflect on the evil males perpetrate worldwide, at the astonishing variety and regularity of crimes they commit against women, children, animals, and even other men (I don't care about that last part tho)! Let's celebrate the way women have endured men's stupid bullshit for all these many long years, and mourn the way they will likely have to continue doing so for many more years or at least until I am elected president of earth and have all males launched into orbit amen

I wanna see the most fucked anatomy you've seen in yaoi - I'm talking butthole up by their tailbone, bodies twisted in a way that would definitely break all their bones, coochie lookin buttholes, artist has possibly never actually seen a live human being before type shit.
Giant yaoi hands are okay but not REALLY what I'm looking for. If that's all ya got, you can post it tho. DONT post fucked up anatomy that's fucked up on purpose as a joke, I don't wanna laugh WITH the artists, I wanna laugh AT them.

just got this bot suggested to me on JAI and the description is making me INSANE!
SO, tell me MGG girlies! How would you react...

FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS DESCRIPTION, we are assuming u have a girlfriend, but if you're more of a Boyfriend Enjoyer (ew) just swap the genders mentally as u read it.


OKAY stick with me here:

You are dating some girl for a handful of years, things are GREAT, you love eachother A LOT, maybe even thinking about getting married.

THEN you get HIT BY A DRUNK DRIVER and ur in a coma for 5 years.

During that time, your GF and Best Friend spend lot of time together, at first just because they are both sad abt you, but eventually they end up hooking up and have a relationship with eachother - your GF still loves and misses you, though. REGARDLESS, she is still sleeping with your best friend.

YOU WAKE UP!!

GF comes to see you in the hospital. You discover she has been in a relationship with your Bestie for 2 of the 5 years u have been comatose...
But she insists she still loves YOU the most and shes gonna dump Bestie so you two can be back together.

Would u go for it? Forgive and forget? It's unreasonable to expect her to be totally alone and lonely for 5 years, u can understand her using Bestie as a placeholder for you? Or do you go insane and evil?

IM SO CURIOUS

What's something you've judged others for in the past, only to end up doing it yourself? Something that used to make you say "wow that's so lame/cringe/stupid/whatever" but now you do it too?

Tell me about 1 good or exciting thing that happened to you or that you did lately! Can be anything (got an extra day off, passed your test, tried your best at something, cooked a particularly lovely meal, saw a friend you haven't seen in a while, etc etc, can be something big or small!)

Then, tell me about 1 bad or disappointing thing that happened to you or that you did (please don't list anything that will get you in legal trouble even tho that would be really funny) lately!

Let's catch up a bit! Brag some, vent some, then go about your day