OMFG I THOUGHT HIS JIZZ WAS C R O N C H Y THE NOISE I JUST MADE
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/glasses_cloth_and_playlist/uu/iur_chapter-9/pg-30/
OH MY GODDD
X"DDDD
I swear I'm gonna pass out oml I'm wheeeeezing lmaoooo
http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/the_man_in_the_mirror/uu/iur_chapter-4/pg-43/
he's asking for his fucking consent i'm done-
i'm 100% sure fictional male characters are the reason why i raised the bar so high for real life men and i blame my celibacy entirely on shit like this goodbye
people really be exercising during quarantine while i'm over here setting fire to my calories by coughing up a lung from grossly crying at this manga every three weeks
I hate to be the one to say it but the only good dick I saw in here was the cat's on the last page ._.
I think that's called bestiality
Ngl was kinda hoping he'd be an ace but oh well this works too i guess
Excuse my stupid ass but whatcha mean ace
It's okay. It's just another way of saying asexual
http://www.whatisasexuality.com/intro/
OH RIGHT. I know whaf asexual means but I thought "ace" in your sentence meant somethin else
Someone tell krisPnatz to review this masterpiece because I need him to cheer me up or imma seriously run outta tears
( ;; A ;;)
"i got this new anime plot. basically there's this salaryman (?) except he's got a huge dick. i mean some serious honker. real badonker. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloo. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! His neighbor shows up with an even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous."
The reference is just too good XD
Next time a guy asks me what I'm looking for in a man, I'm answering Ein. Just. Fucking. Ein.
Let's not look at it as being a fake update, maybe it's a reminder for us to re read this masterpiece and suffer once again?
I aint doing that tho
mfing poki challenge? in the year of our lord 2025 ?
Its a proven classic thoo (▰˘◡˘▰)