• moo, i am always problematic somehow…
anyway, i am cowworker, i like cowpuns.
i work in the twink tops, beefy bottoms and furry department.
i eat fictional stories like i eat grass in the field, it’s my favorite weed and i am addicted to it.
certified cowquette cow, i like everything soft and creamy.
as a devout member of cowsbianism, i like my fellow cowladies.
my favorite cowlor is red, but my biggest red flag is me being a cowhard.
i hate cowruption, i hate catching cowld, but most of all, i hate minors.
so don’t interact with me if you are one, i am cranky anyway.
Consent really gets me going, ya know? I swear when they give consent I just combust
How I rate stuff:
5 Stars means it’s 100% worth reading. 4 stars means it’s good for 1 read but mostly nothing new or interesting. That or I’m actively reading it and wanna wait to give it 5. Anything less ain’t worth it tbh.
If I actually bothered to tag it that means YOU HAVE TO READ IT. YOU HAVE TOOOOOO. Except the Dropped tag. Duh