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I have to say, this is THE MOST hilarious story I’ve read in forever. I was about to trash it, but it just became better and better 。:.ﾟ٩(๑>ω<๑)۶:.｡+ﾟ

I’ll give a warning of shit translation, so just skim through and go along with context clues (꒦ꈍ꒦)