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I know what's on your mind.
Our souls are entwined
In a passionate embrace.
The look in your eyes
Says "Take me tonight."
Well I've got just the place.
A place where we can be alone,
Unless my mom and dad are home.
Welcome to my parents' house!
(Lyrics by Ninja Sex Party)

Until now. Nope. Not my thing. I'm out.