in the few hours the site was glitching i... went outs*de... i touched gr*ss. as my skin felt the first sun ray my body started burning like a vampire. i hastily retreated to my safe haven, my coffin devoid of any light from god (aka this website). mggo is a valuable part of the unemployment ecosystem. it calls itself home to many unemployed gooners like me and you (YES YOU). if you care about your fellow gooners, please keep this website safe. don't mention this site on any social media. GATEKEEP TS. stay gooning and stay safe y'all
do you have any plans to get EMPLOYED and have a JOB and do WORK and resolve your live by going OUTSIDE and touching GRASS daily??
preach
why am i getting hatecrimed in my own safe space
#goonersunite
please refrain from using the J word
it's for your best I swear (get a JOB)
my bad bro, never knew the word JOB which is also related to being EMPLOYED is a slur
y'all i just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying because my shit was constipated so the loaf was stuck in shit purgatory where it was slightly out of my ass but it wouldn't fall out all the way AND it was 2x the width of a normal shit. I have a new found respect for all the bottoms who have to take in those massive missile cocks because jesus christ that shit HURTS. no joke i thought my ass would tear, i thought i was gonna die.
anyways happy national chocolate covered anything day y'all.
I can smell the american coming off of you. Eat some damn fibre
i haven't been eating anything good lately cuz of finals lmao ty pookie. i'll get on the prunes grind ig
Please incorporate fibre into your diet to the point that when you have a bean burrito you don't shit your brains out, bc your body will be used to the fibre
i was planning on having a bean burrito for dinner tonight are u in my walls??
THJS HAPPENED TO ME i think i was like 12 and i didnt poop for 7 DAYS MY BELLY WAS SO BIG I LOOKED PREGNANT and when i finally pooped the shit was MASSIVE THE SIZE OF AN ARM AND MY ASSHOLE HURTED FOR A FEW DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS MONSTRUOSITY
CRYING
i love how you got from taking a shit to ”damn, dicks gotta hurt“ ╥﹏╥
i showed my mom the shit (its currently stuck in the toilet and wont flush its that big) and she said its the same size as me when i was born chat i think i just experienced what male omegas go through when they give birth via asshole.
AHAHAH im dying laughing at these comments
I had to tell a trusted adult about this
(But also, real.)
any tsundere x tsundere recs? i love that shit i eat it up every time. gl bl straight doesn't matter i neeeed it ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/the_story_of_an_engaged_couple_that_doesn_t_get_along/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/aiharakunto_kashimakunha_rabukome_kamoshirenai/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/koori_zokusei_danshi_to_cool_na_douryo_joshi/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/on_doorstep/
holy shit i just realized i started reading on doorstep years ago (before i was even on mggo) and never finished. just finished reading it and its such a banger. tsym pookie i'll name my 1st born child after u. look forward to reading the rest!
trying to find this one bl manga. it was an established couple, and one of them was wheelchair bound. it seemed rly happy and slice of life at first but then it turns out that the one in the wheelchair was signing papers to get euthanasia ╥﹏╥. i remember reading the first ch on mrm a few months ago but i could've sworn it was posted here too.
Must be talking about this -
Stay By My Side Just a Little Longer (it's not translated yet)
omg yesss thank you (づ￣ ³￣)づ (i found only the first ch translated on mrm btw)
Oh I saw whole raws on bato so I just remembered it by this.
there was this chinese bl manhua from a few years ago, its an animal characteristic universe i think, and the uke is a rabbit type with brown hair. he serves as a bodyguard?/servant?/trophy husband?(i dont rly remember the details but it was a combination of those 3) to the seme who is black hair? and i don't rly remember his characterstics imma be real cuz i didnt give a shit about him. anyways the uke is mated to the seme but smth happens and the seme doesn't like him anymore. i dont remember the exact reason but it might've been amnesia or he just was doing typical toxic seme shit idk lol. one more thing it might have been an omegaverse because i remember something about the uke getting the scar on the back of his neck from mating surgically removed or smth? either that or he couldn't be mated and was deemed defective. sorry for the lack of details lmao its been a while and im nearing the age of dementia (my 20s)
Also sounds similar to this one, though a few things are off. https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/the_devil_s_temptation/
YESSS THATS IT THANK YOU POOKIE GOD BLESS LEBRON AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN
nah its not that one lmao. that one is a certified banger tho
It really is. I am going to check out the one you were looking for now that someone found it! Looks interesting!
i wouldn't personally recommend it lmao it made me mad asf . but if u feel like have a aneurysm go ahead ig
I do love a messy mean story, and so my interest is piqued.
Checkout my list, i only put the best out of the best in it that’s why it’s only 22 manhwas/ mangas and I have rated them as most favourite to less favourite ofc they are all favourites. There are some heavy plot that you can find in it: here is the list:
https://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/1205591/
Need plot-heavy bl recs, preferably action, adventure, mystery, etc. I just need something that will give me the same high as Sangyang:the Wanderer, Stigmata, or Paljae. (ive already read rainbossi too lmao)
Nevermore
Teehee (≧∀≦)
Little mushroom
Email from my dead lover
Breaking through the clouds 2: swallow the sea
Big apple
Memories of your breath
The melancholic conman
Blaze out
The foul
The Fallen Duke & the Knight Who Hated Him
Death Delayed for a Short Time Because of the Will
D:AZE
Listen to me (on manhuahot)
Monster in the mist
I also highly recommend the novel “Perennial species” and “Cheonghwa town”
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/red_candy/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/geu_kkeute_issneun_geos/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/enthusiasm/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/under_the_green_light/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/mad_place/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/shutline/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/mad_dog/
Dreadful night
Dead man switch
The flower of aloshya (bro is pretty asf)
A guide out to succeed
The s class guide as sweet as honey
Sanctify
Shingakkou - Noli Me Tangere
Hankon
shutline
global examination
the foul (toxic, but plot heavy - i havent been keeping up in a while tho, but it was good)
i can see your stats
king's maker
turning
how to survive as a player (havent been keeping up in a while, was good from what i remember)
a tree without roots (toxic, havent been keeping up as well)
an abyss
crush and burn (toxic? havent read the last 15 chapters or so)
the fact that i've read all of these... i think this is a sign from god that i need to go outside and touch grass
i feel you, i feel like im running out of interesting things to read
What about manga?
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/saezuru_tori_wa_habatakanai/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/zetsubou_ni_nake/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/kachou_fuugetsu/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/you_re_my_loveprize_in_viewfinder/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/bi_no_isu/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/mods/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/under_grand_hotel/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/caste_heaven/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/a_thousand_cranes/ webtoon
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/down_and_dirty/ webtoon
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/park_hanhoo_s_manager/ webtoon
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/legs_which_cannot_walk/ webtoon
I have a gen chem test tmr and I don’t know shit. I’m beyond cooked I’m charred. Not even lebron’s pure skill, intelligence, handsomeness, and talent can save me now. It’s joever fr yall.
Get lebron ai to help out
I love lebron and would meatride him into the sun if I could but even I don’t think lebron knows what the inductive effect is
He prolly just won’t wanna help out with that type of work ngl…
What things do you guys hate about mangago's ui?
For me its the fact that you can't see the like-dislike ratio on comments after you've already voted. Like bro Im nosyyyy I just wanna see if people are dunking on the person I disagree with.
Also how the blocking system literally does nothing lmao.
Yeah, I don’t like the blocking system as well, it does nothing all it does is that you just can’t reply or they can’t reply to you anymore.
Yess that!! also -
# To be able to unlike comments/forum answers.
# To have a personalised home page or atleast the option to not see particular stories on the homepage cause I gotta lower my screen brightness soo much everytime I open it in public, not to read but just to check notifs TT
# To be able to edit your reply
# To add pics in comments of a particular story and also to be able to comment under every chapter like in bato. I love reading there a lot cause of this feature cause you get to know about everyone's thoughts for each chapter along with funny reaction pics.
# To add multiple emojis and not have your text cut off also to be able to use new android emojis cause right now when you do use them the reply simply goes empty.
1. how I can't filter by genre or search through my want to read/reading/already read lists
2. why there's no "dropped" option additional to the three above, so I can easily see that I already tried to read it and so it doesn't litter my other lists
Real I wanna take my dislikes and likes back cause bro I make mistakes, I don't wanna live with the fact that I just agreed to a comment saying that jinx is the best bl manhwa ever written or something.
do you guys know if anyone takes uploading requests on here. pls im begging
yall ever look thru ur comments and laugh at ur own jokes… like damn… Im so funny. How did my parents manage to create the funniest person in existence… #selflove #selfcest #narcissism
Yeah alright.... I'm goinh to sleep good night pls sya it backk
Whoever disliked just doesn’t understand self love and acceptance :(
Hi Stefan
Good night pookie bear <3
Hi
good morning
sorry I have fat fingers
good morning babe
Hey you are so right, love you queen/king/monarch!!!
ty pookie bear <3 ur funny too!
real shit