Dang imagine you're just trying to check in on someone if they're okay and bam surprise cum shot on your face. I would literally cry if someone's sperm projectiled on my face when I least expected it.
Uno: "I'm not gonna get kidnapped." Me: Yeah, ofc not, he's a grown man. Have some faith in Uno! End of the chapter Me: Oh god he's gonna get kidnapped...
LOL I guess he's going to be there for a loonnng time