Alr y'all, I'm going to embark on a hate read journey with this book. I stopped reading at like chapter ten? But my momma ain't raise no bitch, so I gotta face my fears and finished what I started
Edit: Decided to count all his offenses or if you like sports, flag on the play
So far I've read 1 - 9 and we have 27 offenses. Our special honarble offense being Chapter 8: He says Kim Dan has cotton candy punches.
So far 10 - 20 and we have 24 offense (Three less than last time!). Our special honorable offense is Chapter 19: He says "Not bad at all! Almost like a real whore."
I really don't even know what to say after reading this because from the first panel alone, and if you're really only focusing on the characters expressions towards one another, this seems like your average best friends playing video games.
But the more you take in the details, the more you realize that was all just a front, a poorly built one to hide what really happened. For example, the fact the blonde one is covered in bandages with (seemingly fresh) wounds and bruises. The dirty environment and filled up Calendar, showing they probably haven't been outside since the murder. The bags in the tub which I'm assuming is the body.
Yet the most heartbreaking thing is probably how they decided in their last moments together, wither they knew it or not, that they'd spend it happy together. Even though there's nothing remotely to be happy about. Even though they probably aren't deserving of any happy moments.
Malcolm is the homie we all wish we had. Mane, y'all better be glad he not real. If he was I'd be on his ass like white on rice, licking that white boy up and down. He's some fine shyt to me.
Anyways, Luke is also looking extra lickable. Or maybe it's the black jacket. Or maybe because it looks like he wears Calvin Klein undies.
Kdj's looking breed able as always. Also, I'm not surprised at all that his type is Yjh, like bro we get it. That's your husband and everything you do or say leads back to him at some point.
That being said why is Persephone low-key the mother Kdj, never had?
That being said I'm happy to finally see my favorite pair of raging clit suckers!!!
Y'all talking about this shit is a cute romance, done fooled the hell out of me. This man here is freaked out to the MAXIMUM possible level. His facial expressions were sending me to hell and back laughing.
But overall this was a good read (?) it's just...I don't know he's so fucking weird it's hilarious. Seriously tho, fucking on the playground? They should've done a couple of tricks on the monkey bars while they were at it.











It's been what? Three years? Hell I'm starting to believe that the author actually did die or get cancer fr